After realizing that if there is a section dedicated to our amazing blunders of language, there should be a place for fabulous funny quotes by idols we enjoy. Why? Because it makes us smile and maybe a couple will crack a smile out of you too.
On a Cooking Show with Yamashita Tomohisa:
H: "Um, as hungry as you are..."
Y: "Oh, that's right I have to say things." *puts down chopsticks with mouth stuffed*
H: *laughs* So how is the bamboo? Is it cooked well?"
Y: *looks at them in his bowl* "Well, I'd say they are a revolution in the world of bamboo shoots."